“My attention span is so poor today that my train of thought is now a replacement bus service.”
@ashleymcnamara : “Debugging is like being the detective in a crime drama where you are also the murderer.”
So I was thinking about being older today, and I saw this Louis CK clip about how older people are smarter – “Older people are smarter, and if you get into an argument with someone who’s older, you should listen. It doesn’t mean they’re always right; but even if they’re wrong, their wrongness is rooted in more experience.”
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I saw this thread on Reddit and thought I’d make a list of my favourite Paraprosdokian expressions.
- “If we hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards.”
- “I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”
- “I’ll burn that bridge when I get to it.”
From Alan Nevin, chief economist for the California Building Industry Association and San Diego-based MarketPointe Realty Advisors: “Now it’s just a matter of the pig going through the snake.”
I read the following quote at “The price of everything” blog:
“You couldn’t get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.” – Edward Flaherty.
I can’t wait to find someone to insult.