"My attention span is so poor today that my train of thought is now a replacement bus service."
So I was thinking about being older today, and I saw this Louis CK clip about how older people are smarter - "Older people are smarter, and if you get into an argument with someone who's older, you should listen. It doesn't mean they're always right; but even if they're wrong, their wrongness is rooted in more experience."
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I saw this thread on Reddit and thought I'd make a list of my favourite Paraprosdokian expressions.
- "If we hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards."
- "I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
- "I'll burn that bridge when I get to it."