Awesome Code Commenting

The comments in this JavaScript file by Lunametrics are hysterical. To give you a taste; here is the start of the file:


   //To Track Thy Youtube Upon Google Analytics
   //Regardless the number of Players upon thy stage
   //Revised and Revisioned to Version 2.1
   //Within the March of Two Thousand and Thirteen

   //
   //Performed by LunaMetrics http://www.lunametrics.com @lunametrics 
   //and Sayf Sharif @sayfsharif
   //
   //Who beg thy forgiveness for the lack of the regular expression
   //Tis code not the most triumphant
   //Nor that of most efficiency
   //but neither is the field of poppies
   //stretch'd ere the distance
   //it matches its purpose
   //
   //Forget thou not to subscribeth to our bloge:    http://www.lunametrics.com/blog/
   //
   //CURTAIN